Questions you're embarrassed to ask
Is it a real smell?
Devastatingly real. Each jar holds a food-grade scent blend engineered by people who should have picked a different career. Crack the lid and the room files a complaint.
How is it shipped?
Sealed jar, padded box, boring brown packaging. Nothing leaks in transit, and your postal carrier remains blissfully unaware of what they are carrying.
Is this legal?
Extremely. It's a novelty scent jar, not a hazardous material. It is legal everywhere it is rude, which is everywhere.
Can they return it?
They can try. The jar is non-refundable once opened, mostly because nobody on our team wants it back.
Is it dangerous or toxic?
No. Non-toxic, non-flammable, 18+ recommended purely because kids will absolutely open it at the dinner table.
Will they know it's from me?
Only if you sign the card. Choose Anonymous and you become a legend with no name.
Can I send it to an office?
You can. You probably shouldn't. We are not liable for HR meetings.