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We bottle bad ideas
Fart to Friend started as a group-chat dare and became a small workshop of three people, one label printer, and a scent lab we are legally required to call "well ventilated."
Every jar is filled, capped, and packed by hand with a custom card in your words. We are not trying to change the world. We are trying to ruin one specific afternoon for one specific person you love.
Contact
Support: hello@farttofriend.example
Wholesale & press: press@farttofriend.example
We reply within 2 business days, holding our breath the whole time. These are placeholder addresses — send me your real ones and I'll swap them in.
